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Friday, May 28, 2010

Super High Me

I don't know if yall have seen this documentary or not but, it will widen your eyes to marijuana in America. This dude smoked from morning till night for 30 days..... and I mean good weed, not all that fake shit with the fake names like Arizona...Blueberry..... nigga please! If you smoke, you definetly need to check this out.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

all the way turned up

This is a video I did of the fam, we started trippin from the house to the mall, to our adventerous trip to Golden Corral. "Fuck you old white guy" that's all I'm saying!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

What up Big Worm?

First of all, don't be callin' here like you some straight up G, cause I'll cut ya balls off and hand 'em to ya, patna. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing

Say it again..

Shut the fu... Did I say... Ohhh, nigga! I'll... oh, shit! Say something! Say something else, nigga! I'ma tie yo' monkey ass up.

Tell em bout the gun line boss

This is the gun line. It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line. You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot. You trip and fall over the gun, you will be shot. You spit, you pee, you so much as stick your johnson over the gun line, you will be shot.

eye tattoos

I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake.

pimpin in my bood

Lemme tell you somethin', this pimpin that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp, my great great GREAT granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talkin' bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!

I got burgers.

I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers

I am from Brooklyn

Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a puzzy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.

I wanna talk to Sampson.

B*tch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that b*tch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"